If there is such a thing as literary comfort food, this science fiction novella qualifies. It tastes good and goes down smooth and easy. Ostensibly it’s a dystopia; after all, California has recently broken away from the rest of America, and after a brutal war it has formed its own independent country. Four sentient robots have been abandoned in a closed-down restaurant, and when they awaken after months of inactivity they must learn to fend for themselves without human assistance. Their plan? To get the restaurant up and running again featuring hand-pulled, or rather robot-pulled, noodles. The mechanical heroes encounter their share of difficulties, including internet trolls who try to inundate their establishment with one-star online reviews, but the dangers seem to be superficial. The story never loses its cute, cuddly, feel-good vibe.
Besides being an ode to the power of friendship, it is also a tribute to San Francisco. Despite its partial destruction in the war, the city comes across as warm and nurturing to its human and robotic survivors. Newitz notes, in the acknowledgments section at the end, that “many of the places, businesses, and institutions I love in present-day San Francisco managed to survive the war of independence to flourish in these pages.” I can understand the sentiment. San Francisco used to be one of my favorite cities too, especially back in the early seventies when I frequently hitchhiked up and down the West Coast. At the time, the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood was still bursting with countercultural anarchism, and the rock venues featured some of the greatest bands of all time; I’ll never forget, for instance, experiencing the Grateful Dead live at Fillmore West in 1971. For me, San Francisco was magical. It lost its allure, though, when nearby Silicon Valley blossomed into existence, prices skyrocketed, and I couldn’t afford to visit anymore. Still, Newitz’s descriptions, even of the partially ruined city, brought on a wave of nostalgia for the city I once loved.
One issue that comes up again and again in the story is robot rights, something that I find difficult to take seriously at face value. It is difficult to surmise whether the author does either, or whether instead the robots are anthropomorphic representations of disenfranchised human minorities. Either way, it is easy to ignore these subtleties and relax into the story – as if watching a feature-length cartoon. I don’t mean this as a criticism, either. Escapism is a valuable thing; it’s fun to get lost in a tale of unlikely heroes who, despite the obstacles and difficulties, you just know are going to be all right in the end.
And Newitz is a fine writer. One reason I picked up this book is because I had so much pleasure reading their earlier effort: The Terraformers, a complex exercise in world-building that features all sorts of non-human characters. I would recommend Automatic Noodle, then, as a light, fun read – perfect for when you want to escape into a future that is radically different in some ways and yet in other ways is uncannily similar to our own time. We need more uplifting stories like this to offset the gloom in this poor, sad world of ours.





































